*sigh*

What is it with dirty unshaven men that makes me crazy? One of my new favorite shows 'Lost' is just full of eye candy. Every night I secretly wish I would have some hot sex dream about those guys. This guy in particular(see pic) I admit that I dont 'get off' on the fat dirty unshaven dudes, but the ones like this guy are just irresistable. Now, if your an obese guy reading my blog...dont get all bent out of shape. Its just my taste. I'm sure you're good for something in your own special way. Well, I guess I'll go daydream about other sexpots while I'm supposed to be working. TTFN.

"It Could Be That The Purpose Of Your Life Is Only To Serve As A Warning To Others"

How many of you have 'this person' in your life? I have about a dozen, and thats just at work! This one stupid lady keeps calling me and asking me the dumbest questions known to man. I've finally come to realize that she probably doesnt 'think' at any time of her life. Because even a few seconds of thought would have resolved her issues. I've decided that, she, is why that picture was made.

THEN, the other evening I went to the mall and bought a plain limeade. I went into the Buckle and this stupid little twit started rambling off nonsense so fast it started to hurt my head. She finally ended her sentence with..."OMG, I love limeades! What kind is that?" I replied slowly........"Lime" and gave her the 'you're a complete idiot stare'. Can you even believe it? She just walked off.

Sometimes I really hate people.

~Its finally over~

I had a great christmas!! I will tell you about some of the high points...

I took the 22nd & 23rd off so I could do last minute shopping and bake cookies. I ate so much cookie dough and cookies I had a tummy ache for the better part of both days. It prolly didnt help that I drank 1/2 bottle of wine both nights. ANyway, we had lunch at my in-laws on christmas eve (oh the joy...) She made ham. I'm really not fond of ham, except maybe in ham and beans. She also made 'what she called twice baked potatoes'. I dont know how you guys make twice baked potatoes, but she baked the potatoes and mixed them up and just stuck them back in!! No bacon, no onion, no cheese!! I was so pissed. Thank God we had dinner at my dads that night. He had prime rib (OMG SOOOO GOOD) and mashed potatoes with cheese and bacon mixed in, sugar snap peas and pumpkin pie for dessert. All was not lost. We opened gifts next. I got my dad the original 1st season of wonder woman. He loved linda carter. He opened it and his eyes got as big as saucers. He said "she used to do this spin thing, and I always wished her top would fall off" LOL he is such a goof. After that we went to the candlelight service at our church. We all took communion, and grabbed our candle and lined up outside of the pews. We happened to be right in front of the heater, which happened to click on right while we were standing there. It was so hot in my dads house and now this. My son looked over, and said he thought he might be sick. I was kinda hoping he would get sick on the old batalacks in front of us. They were a couple cotten heads that wouldnt shut up about what some gal was wearing... We finally got to leave after baking for about 20 min.

Christmas day I was so damn tired. My mom and stepdad came down. We opened presents and then I made french toast and bacon w/ orange juice and coffee. It was good. They left and we all sat around. I ran 4 miles that afternoon and took the tree down that night. Enough is enough.

The highlight of my vacation was this. I watched 'Napolean Dynamite' at least 5 times. I laughed so hard I cried everytime I watched it. We are gonna buy it. I would highly recommend it. Hope you had as good a christmas as I did.

*Memory lane

Well, I finished most of my christmas shopping. I took a walk down memory lane and went into the toy store. My boy is 16 and I dont have anyone small to buy toys for anymore. I couldnt believe my eyes! What were all these toys? I couldnt even figure out some of them. I saw this one stuffed animal doggy thing that said 'I can talk'...I couldnt figure out for the life of me, how to get this damn dog to talk, short of throwing it to the ground and beating it savagely. Well, then it happened.... a wee person of prolly about 3-4 yrs old came up beside me and gently touched the fluffy doggys ear and it began to talk. I was so pissed.

Whatever happened to easy to play with toys? Like Stretch Armstrong. I remember when I got my first Stretch Armstrong and would put one of his feet under my foot, and pull his arm as far in the air as possible. After a few weeks, I remember being bored with him and doing a small surgery. I sliced open his arm to find a mushy sand substance. I taped it shut and sliced his leg next. Apparently, I needed to know if the sand stuff went all the way through his body. Later that day some of the sandy crap gooed out onto the carpet and dad made me throw him away. *sigh* those were the days....

Thank goodness I had my good ol sit-n-spin and weeble wobbles to fall back on!!

*OH THE JOY!!!!*

I've been testing it for days and I was finally able to comment on alli's blog! Hooray! Unfortunately I cant comment on my own blog, so dont think I'm being snotty.

I'm finally done Christmas shopping...except for the gal at McDonalds. I feel like I should get her something for being so nice to me all these years. I know it would be hard for me to smile and be sweet everyday if I worked at mcdonalds. So anyways, If you have any 'small' meaningful gift ideas, send me an idea.

*Still cant comment*

Apparently its a server problem. I am not ignoring you, I am just unable to comment on any blogs including my own. I am gonna give it till after Christmas vacation and then it will be all over but the shouting.

WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT!!!

* I CANT COMMENT*

Well, if anyone stops by...I cant comment on my blog or anyone elses for that matter. I am thinking of deleting my blog. I really dont want to, but I cant seem to get anything to work. As you can see, I went to Haloscan comment section, and all that did was delete all my comments and leave 2 ugly Haloscan ads at the top of my front page. I'm at my wits end.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN!

*GREATEST DAY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF DAYS*

Well, it arrived today!!! No celebration could ever match my excitement when the mailman delivered my precious movie. I'm thinking of playing sick, and leaving work early so I can go home and watch it over and over again. I told you about the one I bidded on, on Ebay... Well, the final cost was $76.00! Can you believe it?! I may have a real treasure on my hands. I gotta go run around the office and make everyone look at the cute pictures on the box again. Tootle loo!
Greatest Christmas movie EVAH!

*I'm still alive

Well, I guess you can say that its impossible to die from boredom. Although the longer I sat in the corner with my animal crackers and water, the less bored I got. I made a complete zoo. Unfortunately, several of the zoo creatures got amputated and decapitated during their stay. It was sad for all. We had a full out search for the murderous villan, but to no avail, we found nothing. Maybe next time.

~BORING~

I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I'm so bored right now its ridiculous. Do you think a person could die of boredom? I'm gonna go sit in the corner and see if its possible. I'll let you know how it goes. Well... actually if it works, I wont be letting you know how it goes. If this is my last post, you will know the experiment worked and I have, in fact, DIED of boredom. Goodbye cruel boring world!

~Ahhh, the holidays

Tis the season. I guess my boss isn't the creepiest guy in the world after all. I checked my email this morning and he had gotten me a wine club certificate. Apparently, I will recieve:


1.Two hand-selected bottles of premium wine will arrive at your doorstep each month.
2.15% discount on reorders of featured club wines.
3.10% discount on other wine and accessory purchases.
4.Detailed tasting notes for each wine club selection.
5.Monthly newsletter with information on the wineries featured, food pairing suggestions and delicious recipes.
6.Exclusive customer service phone and email contacts for club members only.

AND, since I'm the only one at home that drinks wine (and I dont have any friends), next year may pass by me in a haze. A good haze. Ahhh, Christmas. Some people know "JUST" what to get ya!

*Another day another dollar

Well, its crappy Monday. It is foggy and dreary outside. I wanted to sleep in so bad. I'm cutting myself off of all Pepsi and chocolate treats. I usually drink about 3-4 pepsi's a week with a bag of peanut m&m's. WELL, those days ARE OVER! I wonder if I'll go into some sort of spasmatic shock, when lunch time comes around?.?. Anyways, I figure that shit is bad for me and my running is probably suffering because of it.

Just giving you all fair warning. I may be a bear for this week... But, life is a series of tests to me. I constantly test myself. Am I strong enough to:

Quit smoking?....Check.
Run that extra mile?...Check.
Drink only decaf coffee?...Check.
Stay on the treadmill an extra 10 min?...Check.
Stop drinking every weekend?....Check.
Stop cussing so much?...(still working on)

Now is the time for the anti Pepsi/M&M challenge. Wish me luck, and if I'm being nasty to ya, just know that its the non-toxic cells of my body talking.

*ACKY

I just had a meeting with the gal that prints up our directories and she had on sweatpants with tears in them and a big oversized button down shirt with paint on it. She hadnt washed her hair in, what seemed to be, several days. When she asked me to follow her to the meeting room, I had to hold my breath.

I mean, come on...I know its casual Friday, but geesh!! Some people just take it to the extremes.

*THE SEARCH IS OVER!* PRAISE BE!

I am now the proud owner of Emmett Otter's Jug~Band Christmas!! I cant hardly contain myself, so I will be brief. Thanks to Warty and his vigilant eye, I now own the only new copy out there that is under $70. I'm going to go to lunch now, and I think I will order a steak to celebrate this momentus occasion!

HORSE HOCKEY!

The best tv night of the week has been ruined! CSI is a stupid repeat tonight. *makes CSI sock puppets and begins torturing them*

OH...also I'm not talking to wundy as she didnt include me in her blog entry. She hurt me so deep I dont think my innards will ever return to thier normal state. I think it might be grounds to sue (my mental anguish and all) If any of you know of a good blogger attorneys...let me know.

Also, I had a dream that I was in a car with this faceless dude that pulled a knife on me, while my sister sat in the back eating this really messy chocolate dessert thingy. Not even giving a shit that I was about to be attacked. She had on this awful low-cut shirt, and her hair was all ratted and dirty, like those kids you see on those starving commercials. I'm not sure what it means, but it might be because I ate beenie weenies last night. Who knows...

~December gift giving blues~

Sometimes I wish I lived in Little House on the Prairie times, so Christmas time wouldnt be so full of pressure. I mean, really...they were happy with a sock full of cookies. I never feel like I've bought enough gifts. Which is weird, cause I never actually want to open any gifts for myself. Undoubtedly, it will be something I dont like or wont use anyway.

Its Dec. 1st and I havent bought but 2 gifts. Usually I'm so excited, I start buying stuff in October. But something is different this year. Its like I dont even care anymore. All I really want for Christmas is the dvd 'Emmett Otter's Jug~band Christmas'. You cant find it anywhere under $70. I bid on 2 VHS tapes on Ebay and some asshole keeps outbidding me. I guess I will just have to spend the holiday in a semi-depressed mood, since I wont get this treasure. Of course, I havent told anyone I wanted it. My family would just think I was crazy, and they wouldnt pay $70 for a 48 min. long muppet movie with singing otters. What a bunch of bastards! I'm getting more mad by the second. I better go do some breathing exercises and just come back tomorrow.

Let me know what you want for Christmas. :)