LONG TIME NO SEE!

Hi everyone. Yes, I am alive. I've been really swamped! Hope you all had a great Christmas!

The craziest thing I heard over the holidays:

My coworker came to work and I asked if he had a nice christmas. He replied it was really long. I asked why. He replied, "well, at my familys dinner..my sisters boyfriend ate like a hog. He had his mouth open and was slopping really loud. And after dinner he came in the living room and pulled his shirt over his belly, and proceeded to play and rub his stomach. I was about to get sick. It was almost depressing."

LOL...I guess my christmas was A LOT better. HAHA