Friday, August 25, 2006

The Vet Experience

My cat got in a fight the day before yesterday and I thought maybe her shoulder was out of socket. So I took her to the vet.

So as we sat there at the vets office I was thinking to myself that I wished I had become a vet since I really love animals and all...UNTIL, a poodle came in with icky sores all over its legs. And then another woman brought her dog in to be put to sleep cause it was having blood coming out of it for several days.

Turns out my cat just tore her muscle real good. The idiot wanted right back outside even though she was all mamed up. Idiot...

I suppose my dream of also becoming a Charlies Angel would have been dissapointing in some way as well.

*sigh*

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Whats the deal?

What the deal...

...with the drive thru at taco bell? Now when you pull up they say 'hi,how are you' instead of 'welcome to taco bell, can I take your order'.

...with never seeing baby pigeons?

...with fat people ordering diet drinks at a fast food place?

...with people not knowing how to count change back?

...with men? they want you till they 'have' you then they dont want you anymore. idiots..sex really is the whole mystery, huh?

...with cows being so square and boring?

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

HATE

Ok...I seriously dont 'hate' anyone. At least I thought I didnt. But there is a guy downtown that I cannot stand. No, I've never met him and I dont want to. He just irritates me to death. Let me explain...

This guy, who wears a GOD-AWFUL afro, walks all over downtown where I work. Well, when you get to a red light he will stand to the side waiting. Just as soon as your light turns green, he jumps out in front of your car, sticks his hand up to you in a 'stop' motion and holds that until he has walked across the street. I hate his guts and one of these days I'm afraid I may go postal and just run over him. My friend at work says he's probably mildly retarded or something, but I think he does it on purpose. And sometimes he takes his time, so that I cant even get through until the next light! Grrrrrrr! I'm thinking of buying some pepper spray and the next time he pulls that shit, I'll just jump out of my car and spray him real good.

That'll teach him.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The highly intelligent at Walmart

Well, I encountered yet another highly intelligent life form today at Walmart. I left this morning to go to Walmart to soley buy one gift card and leave. I already bought a gift for my friend, but she goes to Walmart all the time, so I thought it would be an added little bonus. ANYWAY>... I grab the one gift card and head to the only cashier working. I gave her the card and said "$20 please". And here is how the rest of the conversation went...

Cashier: "has this been activated yet?"
Me: "ummm, I hope not, dont you have to do that?"
Cashier: "well, I didnt know if you were using it or not"
Me: "using it for what?? *looks around* "I dont have any products"
Cashier: "well, ok...I just wasnt sure"
Me: "wasnt sure of what?"
Cashier: "if you were using it?"
Me: "using it for WHAT?!"
Cashier: "nevermind. will this be all for you ma'am"
Me: *looks around again* *raises hands in a fed up sarcastic motion* "Yep!"

What a way to start off the day! idiot...

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

lone·ly

ADJECTIVE:
lone·li·er , lone·li·est

Without companions; lone.
Characterized by aloneness; solitary.
Unfrequented by people; desolate: a lonely crossroads.
Dejected by the awareness of being alone. See Synonyms at alone.
Producing such dejection: the loneliest night of the week.

http://www.lonelysocks.co.uk

Just like those socks, I am alone in this world. And I'm starting to get pretty bored with it. If you're happily married or in a relationship that is fulfilling, dont bother commenting. Unless of course you love pouring salt in open wounds and watching others suffer needlessly. Oh wait...I kind of like that myself, so I guess anyone can comment. I wonder if I'm actually lonely or just horny? Meh....who knows.

Friday, August 11, 2006

I need a boyfriend

This one will do for now...


Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Just me

Well, I figured some of you might want to know what I look like so here it is. This is me with part of my sunday school class. I have my hair in a pony, so I might look funny. I actually have shoulder length hair. Dont make too much fun of me and hurt my delicate feelings.



This is me and Alex. Right before the picture, I told her she had food in her teeth. She ran to the bathroom and this was the picture after. What a goof!