*Snow*Snow*Snow*

Well, its been snowing like crazy all morning. Some of the flakes are as big as dimes. The snow reminds me of this one time when I went out with this girl named Charlette. After we left the bar, we went out and made snow angels. Isnt it weird how when you go to the bar, you are freezing your ass off...but when you leave, you're burning up?.?. Hot Damn 'really' does make you hot(and not the good lookin 'hot')

~Turkey Day~

Its almost Thanksgiving. I will have tomorrow off to prepare the roast beast. You'll have to excuse me, cause I just watched Dr. Seuss's Grinch last night. I love that cartoon. Go to this site to color a picture of your own! http://www.seussville.com/grinch/coloring.swf

GO here and REALLY enjoy yourself! http://www.everwonder.com/david/thegrinch/lyrics.html

Well, thats that. See you poopy heads on Friday. Have a nice Thanksgiving and try not to gorge yourselves.


Yummy!

~Potluck or Pot'un'lucky~

Today at work, we are having a potluck. I wonder where that name came from.? Well, I looked it up and this is what I found...

Origins of the word 'Potluck'
Actually the native people who used the word "potlatch" were the Nootka (who call themselves Nuu-chah-nulth IIRC) on the west coast of Canada. Their word wasn't borrowed into English until the 19th century, about the time the practice itself was outlawed.

Hmmmm....outlawed, eh? Makes you think twice about attending the 'potluck' dinner,huh! Maybe I'll just eat what I bring and be done.

~Johnny "Deep"~

What is the deal with this guy? I love the mystery about him. Do you really think he is as 'deep' and 'mysterious' as he looks? This is probably the best picture of him ever. Love him or hate him?

I love this little guy!

Cutey patooty!

~TGIF~

TGIF?? who the hell ever thought of using only the first letter of words to say a sentence?? Well, I personally think its the best thing since sliced bread. I think that our daily communication should all be done this way. It would save a helluva lot of time! So anyway...

HYHANW. IWBPAHTDFEP,SMWWBB. TTFN.

See!

*Best tv night EVAH!!

Well, Its here. Only the best tv night in the history of tv nights. Yep, thats right....Its Thursday. Time for Survivor, CSI, and Without a Trace. I'm so excited I cant even go on. Enjoy the evening. I know I will. :)

~HUMP DAY~

Well, today is the day to celebrate Hump Day. Lets get ready for the rest of the week, by reading our horoscopes. Brought to you By Lloyd Schumner Sr.Retired Machinist andA.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer [ I am Taurus :) ]

Aries: (March 21—April 19)When you're finally given the chance to run the entire circus, you'll be amazed at how quickly it goes bad on you.
Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)Through odd circumstances, you acquire a blowtorch, a case of razor blades, a cage of deadly asps, and a pint of cyanide, but since you didn't acquire any guts, they'll all just sit in the corner.
Gemini: (May 21—June 21)In spite of your incredible, God-given skill as a crane operator, you won't be able to pick up any girls.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)Your illusions, innocence, and worldview will all be shattered this week in a bizarre accident involving your personality and some liquid nitrogen.
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)You'll find inspiration in the classic story of Great Expectations and go on to turn more wonderful novels into abhorrent movies.
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)You're aware of the wondrous healing powers of love, but you have a feeling you'll get more mileage out of the cooler transformative powers of hate.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)There is little you can do to halt your downward spiral of lassitude and inaction, but you don't really care.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)Frankly, it never occurred to you to win that special someone over with kindness and compassion—those things have never worked on you.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)The stars could perceive six numbers that would be of great help to you in winning large sums of money, but somehow, they never get around to it.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)The funny thing about people trying to copy the famous crime of D.B. Cooper is that one of them slams down onto your head Thursday afternoon.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)You have an unhealthy obsession with getting everyone to like you, which might be healthy if you were any good at it.
Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)You'll be granted a momentary glimpse through the omniscient eye of the Creator, causing you to remark that now you've seen everything.

~Gas station madness~

I went to the gas station this morning and the pump handle wouldnt stay in the lock position. It was pissing me off so bad! I actually had thoughts of pouring gas all over the fuckin place and lighting it. (that would show em) But, alas...I love myself so much that I couldnt do it. Besides, it could have singed my hair or something.

Too bad I dont have that "Bewitched" nose thing going on. I could have raised some serious havoc.

~Thanks, you crazy asshole~

Ok, So I was in the elevator the other day and this homeless dude is in there. Lets just say, it had been awhile since he had seen the inside of a shower. I tried to hold my breath, as the stench was about to make me pass out. Anyway, the elevator moves at about the speed of a thick molasses. By the time I reached my floor, the dude says "thats a nice coat". Thing is, I'm not wearing a coat. I'm thinking to myself...this guy should really just kill himself and get it over with, and then I remember I went to church yesterday. SO I smiled and replied, "Thanks!"

He looked at me kind of crazy, like he knew I wasnt wearing a coat... But he was just trying to fuck with me. What is the deal? Did this guy actually fuck with my head or did I fuck with his?

*French to English YO!

Je suis si joli c'est ridicule.



http://www.freetranslation.com/

Mythots....on running

Lets talk about running. WHY? You ask....Well, because I love it. I am training for a marathon. Every mile I run, I think of all you fat saps that can't even run around the block without passing out. You are my inspiration. So, keep eating all that bacon and sugar treats. *passes out free twinkies*