~Gas station madness~
I went to the gas station this morning and the pump handle wouldnt stay in the lock position. It was pissing me off so bad! I actually had thoughts of pouring gas all over the fuckin place and lighting it. (that would show em) But, alas...I love myself so much that I couldnt do it. Besides, it could have singed my hair or something.
Too bad I dont have that "Bewitched" nose thing going on. I could have raised some serious havoc.
3 Comments:
there's a gas station i always go to that has no lock position. you have to stand there and squeeze the handle. stupid bastards. too bad the gas is so doggone cheap there.
WHAT?!?!!! i would pay good money to see a gas station fire! let's go back... i'll drive the getaway car! WEEEEEEEEE!!!
I try that nose thing all the time...it doesnt work
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