~Thanks, you crazy asshole~
Ok, So I was in the elevator the other day and this homeless dude is in there. Lets just say, it had been awhile since he had seen the inside of a shower. I tried to hold my breath, as the stench was about to make me pass out. Anyway, the elevator moves at about the speed of a thick molasses. By the time I reached my floor, the dude says "thats a nice coat". Thing is, I'm not wearing a coat. I'm thinking to myself...this guy should really just kill himself and get it over with, and then I remember I went to church yesterday. SO I smiled and replied, "Thanks!"
He looked at me kind of crazy, like he knew I wasnt wearing a coat... But he was just trying to fuck with me. What is the deal? Did this guy actually fuck with my head or did I fuck with his?
posted by Laurie @ 3:54 PM
16 Comments
16 Comments:
seriously... that IS a nice coat.
Sunnee! Where have you been all my life?
Seriously??
i was over here in the corner waiting on YOU!!!
You need to get where I'm at...at all times. Wherever that may be.
i'm always with you in spirit!
*puts on ghost outfit and runs into the wall*
i know you people.
-blas.
I know that you know.
penny and me have been looking everywhere for YOU!!!
who the hell is Penny?
He was just messing with you. Right now he and his homeless buddies are huddled over a can of sterno, having a laugh about it. - Warte'
hey watch it lady before i rub your fur the wrong way!!!
i know all of you people AND your moms!!!!
ok not your moms.
-"wundy"?
I love fuckin homeless people
er....is that an adjective or a verb, there, arri
verb...i'm a homeless fucker.
what do you call a comedian/musician/artist without a girlfriend?
homeless!
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