Stupid coffee pot!!

Well, I was washing out my coffee pot (the glass part) yesterday and tapped it on the side of the sink and *snap*....It popped out a big chunk. @)$*(#*$&@# After my cussing fit, I threw the pot away and just pouted. The next day, I came into work and wanted some coffee. I had forgot to guy buy a new pot, so I figured I'd improvise. There were extra pots up in the cabinet. I took one down and stuck it in there, but it was too short to activate the no drip thingy. So I thought to myself for awhile....THIS COFFEE POT WILL NOT OUTSMART ME!! I cut a piece of straw and stuck it between the pot and the drip deal and whaaalaa! it was working!! So, after my little second of genious, I am enjoying a nice hot cup of decaf right now. This day isnt so bad after all! :)

My Lammykins

I would like to introduce you to my Lammykins. She is a little bit lazy, but she is really super soft. She walked into the house this morning with a giant spider web all over her face. It looked so hilarious! It was sticking her whiskers to the side of her face and making her eyes squint. I wish I had taken a picture. I wiped her face with a towel (which she hated) and made it all better.


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RIOT ON THE STREETS!

Well, there wasnt actually a 'riot', but I thought there was going to be.

I was on my way to the grocery store when I came up behind this old lady. She could barely see over the steering wheel and had a handicap license plate. (Always a bad sign when you're in a hurry) She was going all but 5 mph. The speed limit is 35. The traffic started piling up behind me. Then all the sudden, someone started honking and one guy yelled "BITCH, GET THE HELL OFF THE ROAD!". I'm one of the most impatient drivers you might ever come across, but for one split second, I felt really sorry for this lady. She finally pulled over and let everyone around her. I thought the dude screaming was gonna jump out of his big jacked up pickup and beat her ass. He was severely pissed. As I went around her, I looked at her. Her face was white as snow and she looked like she was scared to death.

Which brings me to my next point... In Missouri, you can renew your license by just taking an eye test. I feel that ALL cotton-heads should have to retake the driving portion. That old lady obviously shouldn't have been driving. I would be more than willing to take it again when I'm old. What do you think?

ANNIVERSARY!!

Today is me and the hubbys 10 year anniversary. If you knew all the shit we've been through you'd be giving us a standing ovation right now. I figure if we can make it through the extremely rocky waters, its smooth sailing from here on out. It doesnt feel like we've been married 10 years, but when I tell people we've been married a decade, it makes it seem longer. LOL Its funny how a 'decade' sounds WAY longer than 10 years. Anyway...please send many gifts. I can always use towels and red wine is always accepted. :)

Another marathon??

Well, I've been reading my Runnersworld magazine and am thinking of running another marathon. I cant decide whether to run Little Rock, AR/ Las Vegas, NV/ or the Rock-n-Roll marathon in San Francisco...? Little Rock has the largest finishers medal in the US, so that is a big selling point! ;) Anyone been to Little Rock or San Francisco? I've been to Vegas, but running down the strip would be fun. This will be the first year that they have a marathon that runs down the strip. It is on Dec. 4th.

Hamstring is Hamstrung!

Well, I had an idiot attack and agreed to get up early in the morning last week and run with my neighbor. I'm not used to jumping straight out of bed and running 5 miles. Anyhow, by Friday my heel hurt and my hamstring was really sore. I ran a 5K race Friday night, and probably shouldnt have. I dont know why I thought I could get up and run with my muscles all tight and cold. IDIOT!! Now I will pay for it all freakin week. Thank goodness my next race isnt until late September.

Hmmmmm

And I thought I had problems....This is a mugshot from a dude off of 'The Smoking Gun'. LOL




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