my costume

Ok, so I'm thinking of being a naughty cop for halloween. Go here for a look at the different ones to choose from.

http://www.doxylingerie.com/policecostumes.html

Ok, so I'm torn between three. And I cant get my pictures to download on here. So here is the places to go check them out.

http://www.doxylingerie.com/7pcpoworoset.html
http://www.doxylingerie.com/8pcsepoco.html
http://www.doxylingerie.com/8pcpowoset.html

I figure the naughty cop is a little cliche' but what the hell, I can use it again later...if ya know what I mean! *raises eyebrows a whole bunch a times* Give me your thoughts.

WOW

I havent been here in an eon!! Things are busy for me. I'm finally dating. YAYYY!


Quick questions:

*Anybody have an awesome chili recipe?

*How do I throw a football with more precision? Mine is only a nice spirally throw 1 outta 10 times...

*How much sex do you require before you are penned a nymphomaniac? (just curious)

Flea Market agony

My mother and I decided to go to the nearby flea market Saturday. If I'd know how it would turn out, I would have just stayed home. Not only did I eat every single carny food known to man, I didnt buy one damn thing while I was there. Here is a quick recap of my adventure.

-parked a mile away
-walked a mile to first food vendor
-ate a pork sandwich and a tea
-walked and looked at more junk
-ordered a bloomin onion and ate the majority by myself
-walked another mile
-ate a huge smoked turkey leg and another tea
-walked another mile
-ate a bowl of "homeade icecream"
-walked another mile lookin for a portapotty
-found portapotty and went.... reluctantly
-walked to car and went home.

I felt like a huge pile of grease when I left. I was soo miserable. The really weird thing was the turkey leg. No matter how many bites I took, it never seemed to get smaller. And it was rather heavy. The bloomin onion was awesome, but the icecream tasted like bad coffee. The portapotty was completely disgusting and I wished after, that I would have just peed down my leg instead, as it would have been more sanitary. I actually walked behind a food vendors table and told them I was gonna wash my hands. They just said ok. I think they knew that I would freak out if they argued about it. Anyway, the moral of the story is.....

If you're going to the flea market, just stick to buying the fleas.