SUPER POWERS

It has recently come to my attention that I have super powers. I know, I know...dont be jealous. The fact is, I didnt even know I possessed them.

But this morning 3 people called me complaining and automatically assumed that I knew all the details surrounding thier complaint. I asked my coworker what the hell these peoples problems were and she said "well, didnt you know you were psychic?" I sat on that statement for a minute. After much thought, I realized that I must..IN FACT...appear to be psychic to others, as this happens entirely too frequently.

As for my other super power, I also have the ability to be in two places at once! Isnt that awesome-O!?!?!

Oh and my hubby thinks I can pull money out of my ass! Because if I tell him to watch his spending, he always says "it will be fine". Hmmmm

I guess I need to look into buying a superhero outfit with cape, and maybe some kickass boots to match.